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Shannon Time 

Phrase: To be notoriously late, with the intentions of being punctual.

When one has achieved the level of consistent tardiness to the degree that one's friends, family, and co-workers automatically add an additional 3 plus hours (up to several days) to any stated arrival time, therefore not to be frustrated by the lack of punctuality.
Brian, "Where's Tina with that side dish she promised to make?"
Alex, "She's probably on Shannon Time."
Brian, "So tomorrow then? Cool."
Shannon Time by Sasha Pringle September 27, 2019
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the furry overlord who shall take over, and will steal ur man ;)
dude - o shit, its shannon
shannon by xdemomorganissaltyx October 11, 2019

Shannonmom 

A really cool person. A person who treats you with love and care like your her 2nd daughter. A name you can call your best friends mom to show you love her so much.
I LOVE SHANNONMOM SO MUCH! SHES THE BEST!
Shannonmom by emmaisverysupercool October 20, 2019
Noun meaning unnecessary stress and anxiety.
I experienced a lot of Shannon when I thought I had herpes. Turned out to just be razor burn.
Shannon by hsm_herpyderpy October 23, 2019

Shannon Burked

When you accidentally shoot your wife while using the dog as a silencer.
Mike went and Shannon Burked Lisa last night!
Shannon Burked by Milkman1278 October 27, 2019

shaunening 

Where a man knocks out his partner and proceeds to go to pound town, but the partner consents beforehand.
My buddy gave his wife the shaunening last night
shaunening by greed1092 November 6, 2019

Shannon B 

The funniest person you meet. Loves riding horses and Irish dancing. Is a terrible cook but gets all As. Is not a goody goody and often gets punished by the teachers from big personality. Has beautiful sparkling brown eyes and hair. Often is tall and skinny like a supermodel and has the coolest best friend who often has blue eyes and blonde hair. Shannon will dazzle your world and be the best girlfriend/ soulmate. To top off she is extremely athletic and gets d1 offers all the time.
Hottest guy in school: WOAH dude, who’s THAT
other hottest guy in school: that’s SHANNON BRO, get with the times.
Shannon B by Amoney04 November 12, 2019