sorry.sailor

Really cool! Go follow her on tiktok (also gives good emotional support)

sorry.sailor Is really cool!

by h u h August 5, 2021

Joseph Sailo

Christie Bodyguard

We hired a new Joseph Sailo

by Opopooo November 23, 2021

Smooth Sailor

When the toilet paper is clean after a big shit. No evidence on the toilet paper

Wow that was a huge shit better wipe. .... wipes ass.... looks at toilet paper nothing there. ..... Good to go a Smooth Sailor.

by Murseh8r January 23, 2022

Wayward sailor

A wandering sailor; always searching for calm; struggles in and with conforming society; enjoys being alone, craves company but then leaves abruptly for the comfort of their wandering nature alone

The wayward sailor enjoyed having drinks with friends from long ago, but quickly retired to his boat and felt the comfort of knowing what he wouldn’t know until morning.

by T4me11 March 20, 2022

dead sailor

When you are having vaginal sex and it slips in the wrong hole

Last night John and I were doing it and I swear he tried to dead sailor me on purpose!

by Realest g around February 17, 2023

Smocked samlon

When a person gives a blowjob, then spits the semen back onto the penis, the portion of this mixture that connects from the mouth to the penis like a gooey string

Nothing gets Shawn more excited than getting a smocked samlon after getting blown by a midget tranny

by Hollow Rollo August 4, 2023

nutty sailor

When you having sex with a women in a bath tub and cum in the water. Afterwards you blow the floating cum into her mouth.

Ted and Wanda were taking a bath the other night when he gave her a nutty sailor.

by Rub_a_dub_chub February 8, 2025