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Sam

Often ginger, Sam is a small, fat, stupid but great to be around cind of guy. Although he can get quite annoying at times. Sam doesn't know when girls are hiring on him or just being nice and if he ever dose have a chance, he would blow it by being to pushie ans scaring them of. So in conclusion Sam has nothing going for him and will never be loved
Awww is that Sam over there he is so fat
by Sam. I. Am December 28, 2019
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Sam

A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.
SAM!!!
by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015
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Sam

Sam is a complete dickhead sometimes.He has the best jokes because he sells coke.He is good at everything even his trim.
He can even pull.
Hi I’m sam

Gang 4 life motherfucker
by Bristol boy June 11, 2018
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Sam

A really gay guy who still dates 4 girls per day
He has a fetish for outlets and trucks, as well as yeezys and, therefore, very expensive condoms
Oh your Sam stay away I don’t want to go to bed with you
You have mental issues? You must be Sam.
by Outlet Advocate November 13, 2018
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Sam

Sam means the name of one person who is:

Super

At

Masterbation

But Can't Masterbate because there is nothing that he/She has to Masterbate with.
by SomeKidThatKnowsShit2 June 18, 2017
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Sam

A Sam is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet he is the most cutest, funniest, smartest sexy guys in the world. Anyone to have a Sam in their life is the luckiest person to live especially if he’s yours❤️I have a Sam in my life and I feel like I’m the luckiest girl to live, a Sam has always been there for u and u feel as if u could tel him anything and everything what an amazing man he is
“So this guy is being so caring and perfect to me”

“Must’ve been a Sam”
by Akp_0504 November 1, 2018
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Samming

When someone lies about everything for no apparent reason. For example *walking down the street*

Person 1: that's my ex boyfriend
Person 2: really??
*People go up to him and ask if is true and point to person. The "ex boyfriend" said it wasn't*
Person 2 confront person one
Person 2: he said he had never seen you before in this life.

Person 1: I used a different name

Moral of the story is person one is 'Samming'. Spamming someone with lies.
Johnny can't stop samming, everytime he opens him mouth he's samming .
by Lieordie September 1, 2016
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