that's what Kanye said

a variant of that's what she said, used in context involving Kanye West

Me : I finally got my drivin' licence

A friend : Yo' I'm so happy for you

Me : That's what Kanye said

by Tobar4 December 8, 2010

i just spoke to chief and he said this is it

After one speaks with chief, they may misinterpret what chief has said. A friend who is confident in what chief has said will then reply, "I just spoke to chief and he said this is it".

Person 1: Chief just told me this isn't it, let's look elsewhere.
Person 2: I just spoke to chief and he said this is it.

by AFellowScienceGuy October 1, 2018

Sadsturbate

The act of masturbating while sad or depressed. Blood is often used as a lubricant for this activity.

After she broke up with me i sadsturbated violently and used my blood as lubricant.

by Dillypoo November 3, 2009

that's what she said

The most commonly used phrase among teenagers everywhere

K: Just put it in there, please.

Carol: That's what she said!

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Carol: Did you eat it?

K: I put it in my mouth.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

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K: I have a brain tumor, and I only have three months left.

Carol: THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!! Wait...

by i lost the remote April 17, 2009

so I said to mabel I said

Attempt at conversation that fills dead air.

After we all watched liz stumble to the table dave said "So I said to mable I said" to draw attention away from her.

by zzat January 19, 2004

That's what Heath said

a response to a person making a comment about being to fucked up. Refers to Heath Ledger's passing and plays off of that's what she said.

"Dude I'm so fucked up I feel like I might die."
"That's what Heath said."

"I'm fine dude, I know my limits. I just need a nap."
"Yeah, that's what Heath said."

by So Fiyahhhhhh May 11, 2009

Sadism

(n.)The emotional release consequent to having had just about enough of feminist cunts.

Following his third divorce, Randy devoured the works of the Marquis de Sade and became a devotee of Sadism.

by Etymoligizer October 20, 2007