You take a shot before going down on a woman, spitting the alcohol on her pubes. Light her bush on fire and stomp it out
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1. A thick coating of dried cum on bald head that resembles a hair piece or toupee. Full coverage usually requires multiple simultaneous ejaculations from a group as well as the use of some type of applicator by a stylist to ensure even application and shape.
2. A protective piece of carpet - usually a remnant, but sometimes an expensive, purpose-made, decorative oriental example costing many thousands of dollars - placed on the floor to capture ejaculate from various sex acts.
2. A protective piece of carpet - usually a remnant, but sometimes an expensive, purpose-made, decorative oriental example costing many thousands of dollars - placed on the floor to capture ejaculate from various sex acts.
1. Jim enjoyed showing off his cum rug after having many men ejaculate on his bald head during group sex. His cosmetologist friend did a nice job spreading the cum and using masking tape and vinyl edging to prevent dripping during the drying process.
2. The tech billionaire positioned beautiful custom-designed oriental cum rugs next to his bed to capture his cum dripping from the anuses of his sex partners. When they became saturated, he encased the cum rugs in acrylic and displayed them under custom lighting in his sex dungeon.
2. The tech billionaire positioned beautiful custom-designed oriental cum rugs next to his bed to capture his cum dripping from the anuses of his sex partners. When they became saturated, he encased the cum rugs in acrylic and displayed them under custom lighting in his sex dungeon.
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by Chickdoesweirdstuff November 26, 2025
Get the Scum rug grease mug.A name for a certain type of haircut that is business in the front and party in the back. Most of the time of which resembles pubic hair and is poorly taken care of. Scum rugs often attract a specific audience of cocky, doofy kids with American flag hats or jean jackets.
"what the crap does that kid have on his head?"
"Oh that's a scum rug"
"Why are those things coming back I swear!"
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"Why are those things coming back I swear!"
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Blakely: What?
Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!
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Sharon: I've got bug in the rug. You know, crabs!
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