remtard

A remie, a remster, a retard.
A cerebrally challenged individual.

Goddamn remtard!
Learn to read remtard!

by J June 17, 2003

rectal extraction

Pulled out of your ass. Something that is either completely made-up, or if true, a lucky guess.

Dude 1: How did you get a B+ on this test? You didn't even study!
Dude 2: Rectal extractions.
Dude 1: ???
Dude 2: I was just pullin' answers out of my ass and got lucky.

by FarkinFarker January 18, 2008

Rectal Midget

All small bearded men living in the Anal Cavitys of homeless people for warmth, food and shelter.

Rectal Midget Clench Cheeks AlleysIf you don't want to get a rectal midget you better clench your ass cheeks together while sleeping in alleys.

by ihitmidgets666 March 7, 2011

Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.

(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.

by sir twiggles May 5, 2007

Rectal Wolverine

Term used to describe michigan(hence the 'wolverine') NASCAR enthusiast Bill (www.racecol.com). Has a tendency to rape you anally or to offer oral sex in exchange for virtually no money at all.

See: grand rapids white sauce

grand rapids blow job

Guy #1: God, my ass is on FIRE!

Guy #2: What happened?

Guy #1: I got raped by BILL!

Guy #2: He's such a rectal wolverine.

by bill loves the cock May 19, 2004

rector

Rector is slang or alternative to Rectum.

Tyræl pokes Reactor in his Rector using someone elses finger *

by Tyræl June 11, 2007

Rectal Gnome

Derogatory term for someone who sucks or frequents shitty establishments...such as a Mortification show, or someone's rectum..

"Nobody likes you....you're worthless....damn Rectal Gnome"

also see Bung Hobgoblin

by Scurvy Bird December 11, 2003