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A phrase used to sybolize shock or suprize.
squeeze my toe and call me puppet...i slept with a man!!!
by X3n April 3, 2006
mugGet the squeeze my toe and call me puppetmug.
1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.
this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch
by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007
mugGet the Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cuntmug.

Houston Hand Puppet

Having Ones Fist Up Their Partners Ass, Pushing Up To The Stomach, Mimicking The Alien Scene With Your Very Own Houston Hand Puppet Bulging Through Their Stomach
i gave my first houston hand puppet to my sister!
by FuckBullfrog July 31, 2022
mugGet the Houston Hand Puppetmug.

sock puppet profile

A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.
Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .
by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022
mugGet the sock puppet profilemug.

Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine
Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!
by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021
mugGet the Alabama Glove Puppetmug.

Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery
The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again
by Vobden September 1, 2021
mugGet the Mud Puppetmug.

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