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puddled

A state of lethargy that an individual resides in. Commonly associated with being thrown into a chaotic social life and burning out over time.
*Paul finds himself in a state of desperation and seeks help from his closest of friends: Rachel, Avery, Nate, and Alex.

Paul: Ohh golly, friends, I am so puddled after this long night of silly activities.

Rachel: *walks away*

*Paul diverts his complete attention to Avery*

Avery: Ohh biblically Paul, made you should take a hefty nap.

Nate & Alex: *in unison* Lets all go sleep together! I know you have been puddled!
by starvedchild2002 September 8, 2021
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Puddle service provider

I bought AWS cloud and I could never log in. What a puddle service provider.
by Mrfacto November 3, 2021
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puddled

The log broke loose from the choker and 3 lumberjacks were puddled.
by JCA/Bremerton December 27, 2021
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puddle and foff

a sex position where the receiving partner lies flat on their backs with their legs behind their head. penetrating partner holds down the legs while thrusting.
damn bro i tried to puddle and foff yesterday and went in balls deep
by puzzydeztroyer April 15, 2022
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Puddle Fart

A puddle fart is the act of dropping your trousers and placing your ass into a puddle of rain water before farting and breathing deeply.
I can’t wait to puddle fart, I have been holding it in all day.
by That guys not an Andrew April 18, 2022
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Puddlesluts

Definition one multiple hot female sluts definition too the bowl of methamphetamine that the hot female sluts are smoking
Oh this is a fat puddlesluts we are smoking on...
Oh there is so many puddlesluts here
by Slacktose May 9, 2022
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Puddle Pirate

One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.
by thabiznass June 2, 2022
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