Hot potato chess

Blitz/fast chess

-"Hey do you want to play some hot potato chess?"
-"yes bro."

by Roller Skate Mouse December 6, 2022

being a potato

When something of yours is being slow or crappy

Dude my internet is being a potato
Or
My hair is being a potato today

by slyfy99 July 28, 2017

Who made the potato salad?

Mention this to start an argument at a social gathering or family event. This statement questions the culinary competence of the potato salad creator. An ill advised move.

While at the family get together Nigel shouted: “Who made the potato salad?” He was immediately smacked down by Shameka who found no humor in his inquiry.

by NappyHappy December 18, 2017

strain the potatoes

to urinate

My bladder is bursting, I have to strain the potatoes

by Banana Bender 63 April 23, 2018

Beep beep potatoes

Hyperactive and as fast as a rat and stupid like a turkey he likes to hide under the stairs like it was his animal cage and is constantly seen around schools with young girls that are pretty much his slaves. when you walk past him you will know what your next too because it will smell like a garbage truck and you will think your inside of an insane asylum because of how autistic he acts.

john cena: "hey did you see beep beep potatoes?"
johnny sins" "not only did i see him i heard and smelt him and it was gross"

by Mr_Lamington February 17, 2019

feel like a potato

The phrase feel like a potato defines as feeling useless and lazy

Bloody hell I feel like a potato today not done owt all day !

by Flemelem January 27, 2021

The Horny Potato

An incredibly awesome white water kayak, made in Germany. Named after the Germans favorite vegetable with a little added spice.
Common abbrevation: THP

Dude! Have you tried The Horny Potato? It will blow your mind!

by horny potato lover January 12, 2023