1) "I've got 5 mins to kill, I might go to the toilet for a shifty pete..."
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.
2) Rejected by his wife again, Jason snuck out to his shed for a shifty pete.
by SmakDaddy October 03, 2007
When somebody passes out and a person or persons take a crap and put it in the passed out persons underwear. Passed out person awakes and thinks they shit their own pants
Timmy passed out so all five of us gave him a Sneaky Pete. He thinks he was so wasted he pooped himself.
by PooPooNYourPantalones August 23, 2008
Purveyor of bland, same-old same-old indie crap that isn't particularly memorable, but it's OK! He's more famous for being a drugged-up wannabe burglar.
by OD Smith March 23, 2005
by Dean Bloomquist January 27, 2009
When you want to screw over some bitch, and you leave a little brown turd in a saucepan on her stove and set it to simmer.
by Sheattle Shitter June 21, 2007
Sex, drugs, without Rock n' Roll.
Thinks that just by acting trashy, doing heroin and painting with his own blood like some retarded Emo kid (forgetting to write decent music in the process), people will respect him as an artist...
While in fact that just makes him a pathetic attention-seeking mama's boy.
Thinks that just by acting trashy, doing heroin and painting with his own blood like some retarded Emo kid (forgetting to write decent music in the process), people will respect him as an artist...
While in fact that just makes him a pathetic attention-seeking mama's boy.
Pete Doherty: Look, I cut my wrist and nearly Od'd on heroin, I'm such a bad-ass.
Producer: Yeah, you were also supposed to work on your new album...
Producer: Yeah, you were also supposed to work on your new album...
by Sullivan1990 August 13, 2009
The bassist for the band Fall Out Boy. He's a vampire/werewolf mix. Sort of good looking...Not that talented, but okay. Just good for staring at and having sexual fantasies. Other band members are Patrick Stump (leprechaun), Andy Hurley (fairy princess), and Joe Trohman (giant from the beanstalk).
Patrick: Peter Pan...like omg you are too hawt 4 werds.
Pete Wentz: I know dude, so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: I'm glad the world doesn't know how gay (but hot) we are.
Pete: I know.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Pete Wentz: I know dude, so are you.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Pete: Sure.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
Patrick: I'm glad the world doesn't know how gay (but hot) we are.
Pete: I know.
Patrick: Hehe.
Pete: Hehe.
by LeprechaunLover February 26, 2007