peanut fairy

A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.

These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!

by SmashtonKutcher June 4, 2015

Peanut parcel

An awesome website that allows you to send a box full of peanuts to your friends.

Woah dude I just sent Jake a box of peanuts from peanut parcel .com! Can't wait to see his reaction!

by CrumblingCookies January 2, 2017

peanut butter woo woo

The pasty formation consiststing of Smegma and moist anal drippings that collect in or around the male genitalia.

After the gang bang I had so much peanut butter woo woo built up I needed a putty knife to get it off

by Bcapt2 February 3, 2017

Peanut Stamp

When you grab your scrotum at the base stretching the skin and tightening your balls into the shape of a peanut, then pressing it against someone else's face, butt, forehead or any other body part.

Chicks really get turned on by a good peanut stamp to the face!

by BloodyZero11 June 5, 2018

Peanut butter jelly sammich

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread

“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?

by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018

Peanutery

The use of the word peanuts (or peanut) in a sentence to replace a verb, noun, or an adjective in a nonsensical way. Most often done to annoy someone who is overly particular about the English language. I.e. A Grammar Nazi

Peanutery is a form of tomfoolery involving the word peanut.

A 'nuttier' way to use the word peanuts.

"He uses the word peanuts wrong all the time.... he is a true master of Peanutery."

"Usain Bolt is so peanuts that he has won 9 Olympic gold medals!"

"I love you to the peanut and back."

by 2masEdison November 5, 2018

Peanut-booter

Peanut-booter is a better and cooler name to say instead of the boring “peanut- butter”

Can you add some peanut-booter to my sandwich please?

by _imaburritobish_ February 3, 2019