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patior

mix of words: pathetic and senior.
1. used to name a senior in highschool who cant get a date.
i.e. a loser, creep, freak.
2. a senior who is a player and has dated all upperclassmen so he hooks up with innocent freshmen.
3. a senior taking a freshmen to prom.
that boy is such a patior, he hooked up with that freshmen even though he has a senior girlfriend!

god i hate it when girls act like such patiors! she totally took a freshmen to prom, who does that?!

ahah i feel like he is going to become a patior when he's a senior.
by s/cohen August 10, 2009
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patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saf November 9, 2009
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patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios
I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.
by big saaf November 9, 2009
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patiance todd

Is a pean-butt that likes it up the butt from guys. Usually someone that is a tubber with lots of flubber. Also has a fag-end with fat bags.
by horserider November 18, 2009
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patient patent

A hand and wrist restraint for a patient comprising of a glove having an inboard end and an outboard and a central extent positionable over the palm and back is an example of a patient patent.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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patience herpes

(n.) A disease of one's patience that is spread via contact much like the STD herpes onto one's patience levels so that whenever one encounters a great deal of stress the infected person 'flares up' and causes a flood of liquid to come pouring out, usually in the form of saliva, as a result of that person becoming annoyed the fuck out. Highly contangious if not properly treated and prevented. Various forms of treatment include: anger management counseling and the use of a condom.
Dude #1: After yelling and spraying spit at my annoying little sister, I realize I have patience herpes.

Dude #2: Totally.
by dabomb20001 April 14, 2011
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Patton Pop

When you shove the stick part of a lollipop up a person's anus and eat the candy part
Josh gave Esther a Patton Pop last night at the party.
by Isaac Pillars May 29, 2011
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