Parasite

And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!

Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

parasitic shitdigger

An absolute nobody who looks for minor things to be upset about while taking advantage of others without contributing anything in return.

Person 1 is such a parasitic shitdigger.
Person 2: Yeah, he's useless.

by literal asshole August 2, 2024

Parasex

To have chromosomes of a gender yet being of the opposite gender.

“She has a parasex and doctors don't exactly know what she is.”

by anonymous August 14, 2024

Parasocialite

Noun. Person who engages heavily in parasocial relationships. Person who is incredibly invested in a celebrity and their life, consumed primarily through social media.

She’s really upset that Taylor and Travis split up, I think she might be a parasocialite.

by Earth Cadet May 8, 2024

Parasitic worm

A worm parasite that feeds off its host. I.e. Pip.

Doctor- "you've got a parasitic worm"

Patient- "No!! This can't be! I'm too old to die!"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

pardha saradhi

An Indian Guy . Who is smart and can do most of the tasks given to him with ease. He is quite handsome

and very brave and courageous. He is very loyal and will take a bullet for anyone he loves

wow i want to be a pardha saradhi like him

by florabeer June 13, 2024

Parasocial

A word you use when your ashamed that your husband replaced his original classy, talented, smoking hot, eastern European forbidden fruit fiance with your pasty-ass, backroom casting couch, dirty pirate hooker ass.

Amberly tried to cover up Austin’s scumbaggery by using the term, “parasocial”.

by Jetsfan4321 February 1, 2025