penis 

a long rod , generally hairy after puberty. The other words for this object are as follows:

penis
mom
cat

Sometimes its owner likes to play with it.

Hey John, is that what U call a penis?

Yea.. Im going to cry now

this is the saddest thing I have ever written, for smoe reason im all out of ideas atm. P)Fl

penis by Austins January 28, 2007

penis 

a slimy wrinkly thing that pisses and makes love with other penises. What you're using when you say 'I be strokin' '

penis by Anonymous June 20, 2003

penis 

Something you don't have.

It's called a penis. You wouldn't know about it

penis by iknowstuffstfu January 7, 2010

penis 

a wang chung

penis by The Butterfly November 3, 2002

penis 

a large parasitic worm living off 50% of what would be an all-female population.

Men are just ugly women with penises.

penis by looopyylydia September 5, 2005

penis 

A measure of comparison used by white males, usually in their teenage years.

"Whites are better than asians, we have bigger penises."

penis by 1337 h4x0r June 1, 2003

Penis 

1. A mans dick.
2. Wang

1. Tony stuck his 18 inch penis into my tit last night!

Penis by seeme April 13, 2006