Definitions by Austins

penis 

a long rod , generally hairy after puberty. The other words for this object are as follows:

penis
mom
cat

Sometimes its owner likes to play with it.

Hey John, is that what U call a penis?

Yea.. Im going to cry now

this is the saddest thing I have ever written, for smoe reason im all out of ideas atm. P)Fl

penis by Austins January 28, 2007