Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.

ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion

by Final Fox March 10, 2020

onion girl

A dumb bitch that is fake and has many layers then at night she goes home to her stash of onions and eats them all

She is primary addicted to eating onions that’s why when you see her she normally smells bad

That nasty onion girl is so fake

by Thatlitgirl June 19, 2019

ONION

Humor newspaper

by Anonymous April 28, 2003

milky onion

Milky onion is another name for a vagina. There are several layers of skin as that of an onion, and they are known to make many cry. A milky substance is secreted or found therein during times of sexual arousal and bacterial infection.

Woman: Wow, he didn't even want to eat me milky onion last night.
Other woman: Maybe the milk was too sour.

by TubaDave February 11, 2009

devil's onion ring

Comical slang for brown eye, butt hole, or anus.

Does anyone else smell the reek coming from the devil's onion ring on that guy?

by Andaconda June 30, 2004

onion

an insult the cockney equivelent of a twat.

from the mighty boosh:
vince noir:"he's melted"
The Hitcher:"i ain't meltrd you ONION im over 'ere!

me: (aside) nice one boosh

by eoghan the great June 26, 2007

Oneonta

The shittiest place in the galaxy
also known as "Stoneonta" because most teens/preteens and some adults have drug or drinking problems.

there is nowhere and nothing for teens and shit who wanna have fun and thats why we turn to drugs for our happiness.

we turn into hippies and then we die.

believe me with this, bro.

i LIVE here. and not some dumb college kid whos in Oneonta for a few years.

by getnakedbroskis August 26, 2011