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On MOMmas

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A misinterpretation of "On MoMmas" can result in a fear index of shakes and freezing adrenal gland secretion to enlighten one's self later in life to have an On God mental realization of re-establishing faith in religion.

Turning ON (I/O) a MoM (nuclear capable device), mas*
*English translation to Spanish: "not limited to quantifying one".
by Dian Zlatanov December 4, 2022
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honey momma

A woman who is extremely wealthy who has a young boyfriend for whom she provides a luxurious lifestyle. Honey is sweeter than sugar, so she must be richer than a sugar momma.
I know it is a crime, but I've got a sugar momma who just bought me a Nissan sports car. Dude, I've got a honey momma and she bought me a Porsche turbo a month ago. sugar momma, sugar daddy, brown sugar daddy, boy toy, boyfriend
by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015
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Yo momma

a internet joke that would be a starter for a roast.
Yo momma so fat, when she jumps into the swimming pool, she causes a tsunami.
by Acethecase June 1, 2023
mugGet the Yo mommamug.

Joe Momma

It is a type of joke people use to make a quick laugh.
Do you know what happened to Joe
Who's Joe?
Joe Momma
by Joe Momma guy February 3, 2022
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Momma’s child

Momma’s child is a man/woman regardless of age that takes care of his/her mother. Momma’s child is the great child to check up on mom. Kind’ve like God’s child. A saint that looks out for mom 100% of the time and does for mom at least 75% of the time. A child that treads lightly and attempts not to inconvenience their mother. A child that will repay their mother for any unintended inconveniences. The one that feels close to mom that will hand deliver the most respect. With a momma’s child a mother can live with this child and spoil their mom rather than a mommas boy/girl who will leach off their mother like they’re still on their mom’s tit. A mommas girl/boy is quite the opposite. A mommas girl/boy will accept any and everything from mom. This kid will have mom take care of them and spoil them. This child will live with their mom like a little kid and reap all the benefits of their mom till the very end. A mommas boy/girl is fully acceptable and not at all demeaning as an adolescent or incapable/incapacitated adult however, as an able bodied adult, they should be entirely ashamed . They dont consider their mother enough. They’re just there for the benefit of having a mom. They typically make false promises to their mothers about how when they make it she’ll be taken care of but almost never take the required actions to take care of her in any way they can in the moment. Same rules apply for daddy’s child and daddy’s boy/girl.
kind of you to check in on her, you are your momma’s child.

You’re NOT a momma’s boy! You are your momma’s child.

You are your momma’s child taking care of her like that.

I take care of my mom because I’m my momma’s child.
by BigBossNRG September 2, 2023
mugGet the Momma’s childmug.

Momma shera’s special

When you shove cheese curds from cook out up your ass while fucking a cheeseburger from cookout at the same time
Chuckles:Have u seen the sub for mr.shaffers class

Landon:Yeah she was hiding behind the desk doing momma shera’s special
by Theodih October 30, 2025
mugGet the Momma shera’s specialmug.

Momma

Omg she is big
Did you see here

She is a total momma
by Finfee January 8, 2022
mugGet the Mommamug.

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