Canadian Northern Happy Ending

While visiting the far northern areas of Canada you come across the very hard to find Rub and Tug massage parlor. What makes the Northern Rub and Tugs stand out is the process in which the fire off your missile children. They cover your entire body in nothing but rendered whale blubber, paying special attention to your Tim Hortons Farmers Bacon Wrap. If you find the right massage parlor they actually use a fur beaver mitten for added pleasure. While stroking your blubber coated meat missile they help you achieve a perfect launch of your missile children.

Last night Nancy decided to try and give me a Canadian Northern Happy Ending. It didn’t work out very well.

Canadian Northern Happy Ending by Artie J Saves April 3, 2026

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County 

Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County

Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster County by anonymous June 16, 2023

See The Northern Lights 

Lighting your farts on fire. Inspired by Terrance and Philip from the South Park movie.

Terrance: Want to see the Northern Lights?
Philip: (lights fart with match and is engulfed in flames).
Terrance: You burned yourself to death by lighting your farts! Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

See The Northern Lights by joseph blough April 19, 2025

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north 

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north by bitchimtired May 28, 2018

Ggrauggetth Ttraugeth the CLVIII of Northern Italy 

Ruler of the Chumlands

Person 1:Ggrauggetth Ttraugeth the CLVIII of Northern Italy pillaged my grandmothers village, Orifice.
Person 2: What a crackhead

Ggrauggetth Ttraugeth the CLVIII of Northern Italy by Bababababbabababababababab December 9, 2019

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland 

thats me, okay, im probably the first person to go over the limit

candice: hey, you heard of Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland ?

you: yep, he bypassed the username

Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland by Joe Bartholomew Wilson Alexander Jenkins Jr. IV of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland April 30, 2023