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Shithouse mouse 

A lowly rodent who, out of desperation, has learned to live alongside man by occupying one of our less-than-ideal structures, the outhouse.

Eternally mocked by the rest of the animal kingdom for it's choice of habitat, it passes through life barely noticed by man except in this phrase: "Poorer than a shithouse mouse"

Clearly indicating that the individual described does not even possess the meager funds required to reside in an outhouse.
After being denied $20 from the ATM machine for lack of funds: "Damnit, I'm poorer than a shithouse mouse"

modest mouse 

the most awesomest band ever to cross the pacific and land in australia.(if you know geography you'll get that one)
if modest mouse was in a music battle to the death they would win anyone.
modest mouse by mister mouse July 9, 2003

Mickey Mouse 

To build or repair something shoddily and with substandard materials.
Who built this Mickey Mouse thing anyway?

air mouse 

An expensive wireless computer mouse that does not need a mouse pad or be in contact with any surface. Can be operated in a manner similar to the Wii Nunchuck.
The first time I saw someone use an air mouse, it almost blew my mind.
air mouse by Guido1 April 6, 2010

tyrrell mouse 

Mascara wearing, squeaky voiced, slightly mouse like child
(In a very high pitched voice) "Tyrrell mouse"
tyrrell mouse by Atlantic13 April 1, 2013

ninja mouse 

A term to describe a person who has the ability to sneak out of tight situations requiring the utmost delicacy without a squeak.
Man! That chick slid out of my bed like a ninja mouse.
ninja mouse by BigPansy April 19, 2016