Milliteral

A millennial who takes everything literally.

They are probably a milliteral so you will want to be specific.

by Derrick Dean April 25, 2024

MILFitis

The condition of having
an overwhelming desire to have sex with your friends mother. To the point of getting off to her bikini pics.

My god, I’ve got MILFitis for Amber. I wanna pump her full of cum.

by Albino namekian May 14, 2024

Military Time

"Military Time" is a something used mostly by people in the army to tell the time. Rather than it being 4:00 it would be 16:00.

"My phone is on military time so you might not be able to understand it."

by AniyaMartinez January 27, 2025

military ten

A girl who’s a 5/10 on the street but in the military becomes a 10/10. A military 10 = not enough cute girls around to have many options anyway, therefore an average girl automatically becomes a 10 on the scale.

“Yo dude, she’s pretty hot.”

“Ehh, she’s a military ten.”

by JuiceeJay February 4, 2025

Militant ignorance

Ignorance so deeply ingrained that a person will fight before accepting the truth, if ever

Kevin threw a punch at me when I told him that we have definitely been to the Moon. It was my first experience with anyone employing militant ignorance to keep from learning the truth and being proven wrong.

by Jim C (Alienmindtrick) August 29, 2025

Militant ignorance

A mistaken belief so strongly held that the holder is prepared to fight rather than accept the truth

Karen started a fight with a coworker rather than accept the truth that vaccines save lives. It was the clearest case of militant ignorance I've ever seen.

by Jim C (Alienmindtrick) August 29, 2025

Militant Satanism

Is a belief in the order of nine angles.

Militant Satanism is bad

by Wikipedia, February 10, 2026