Michael

big boy , nice boy

wow ur such Michael

by TwaxB0y September 27, 2019

Michael

The Indentation on your legs after wearing socks is known as a Michael.

Named after the person who decided we needed a name for it.

"Oh wow, look at my shins!"
"Haha look at how your socks have Michael'd your legs"
"Yep, this some major Michael"

by Lesbian Chin Room March 5, 2009

Michael

A man that much is known about him he normally hides out in seedy bars playing buck hunter till early hours of the morning has many a nickname: billy botson, botswana, mickey b, mickey botson, ibbo, 50 cent, nippys, BOTSON, and many more

chad: oi gos did you see plates eat shit in buckhunter?
gos: yeah he need to wash those dishes!
michael: oh man i suck.

by looneyray January 19, 2011

Michael

A jerk who breaks up with girls for no reason.

Because I'm Michael. Duh.

by KCoolAllTheNamesAreBeingUsed April 22, 2011

Michael

1.Someone who walks around work giving "top-tips" and "throwing it out there" even though it's evident he has no idea.

2. A person with poor personal hygeine.

3. A small penis.

4. An individual incapable of cooking a BBQ.

Simon: Did you see that guy wandering around doing a Michael?

Sandi: Yeah, and he stinks like a Michael too.

Simon: I bet you he's got a Michael.

Sandi: I wouldn't want to eat at his place, he's probably a Michael.

by Smoboss February 10, 2010

Michael

A fat fucking cunt that likes dick in his mouth and ass. Sometimes his dad has bad war memories and Michael needs to fuck his dad to make him feel better. He sucks the most cocks out of the whole school. He only talk to special little kids

Omg Michael pls suck my dick

I already I'm 😉

by I just fucked your bitch February 27, 2017

Michael

That dude that used to ride motorcycles

Like the line in that song by Nicki Minaj. This dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles-

by Misty Kerns February 3, 2015