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Meat Cannon

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A large slab of cock. Usually a long tubed sexual howitzer of lust accompanied with an undercarriage.
As she pulled the lanyard on my meat cannon, I drenched her face with my gooey gobs of banana juice.
by Pepper November 2, 2004
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meat pipe

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Slang. The genitalia of a male. Penis.
Nothing says 'I love you' like a six inch meat pipe.
by Joe December 1, 2003
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meat pocket

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jesus christ bob look at that bitches meat pocket!!!!
by voodoo4426 November 2, 2011
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meat scooter

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A solid-hoofed four legged creature, at times domesticated and trained to run fast, aka the horse.
Runs on hay fuel.
"Look at the bobby trying to catch the thiefs on his meat scooter"

"Those jockeys are racing along on their meat scooters!"
by Thelissie January 21, 2008
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Meat Mountains

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Man, look at her massive meat mountains!
by Onesie January 2, 2009
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Meat whistle tuner

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An individual that tunes the meat whistle. Usually a whore, homosexual, business development manager, or salesperson.
We sent the meat whistle tuner to ensure the sale.
by donniedonniepoopoopants May 28, 2009
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Meat Pleaser

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A person's mouth, which is used to give oral pleasure. Always used in a derogatory way towards females, sometimes fags.
Hey, get that meat pleaser over here and start sucking on this big dick, bitch.
Shut your fucking meat pleaser bitch!
by shrekDIEsel January 7, 2011
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