by angsty_agender August 12, 2018
matthew sturniolo is my happiness
by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023
That one druggie high school dropout who's really smart but really fucking dumb at the same time. He's a huge crackhead, and is probably high on ten different drugs as we speak. He goes by "Matt" and likes to surf with his girlfriend named Sara but can barely catch a wave. His alcohol tolerance is ridiculously high and he should have died a really long time ago. Even though he's 18, he lives with his parents and works at a couple nerd jobs which help him earn the money to take his girlfriend to dinner so he doesn't have to steal it. If you meet Matthew in person, he will probably try to sell you some stolen vodka and cheap crack- beware.
I was hanging out with Matt Roth the other day. Did you know that the first time he smoked weed was when he was 5?
Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.
Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.
by shitrabbit November 22, 2019
by Waterfall's Cat March 25, 2022
When you are late pretty much everywhere you go, but when you arrive at the destination or event that you are late to, everyone at said event or destination that has been blowing up your phone asking and wondering where you are and why you are so late (again), is no where near being ready to participate in the aforementioned event.
Dude, yeah, I know I was an hour late to my wedding, but of course when I got there half of you were not even ready yet. All I saw were thumbs in belt loops while you were working on beer #5. Such a typical Matthew Duffy, if you ask me.
by easy_star June 15, 2022
He was a Matthew Anderson.
by Brekin July 08, 2019
by meme lord 1999 December 21, 2016