Matt Wark

An extremely good looking, ripped male who excels in all sports known to man. Matt Wark is extremely muscular. He is the founder of the bodybuilding association known as "Swoll Patrol".
Girls are naturally drawn to his huge muscles and stunning good looks. People Matt Wark is often confused with: Michael Jordan, Usain Bolt, A-Rod, Kelly Slater, Danny Way and Chuck Norris. Matt Wark is usually reffered to as a "Sexy Beast".

Guy 1: Did you see Matt Wark just dunk from half court?
Guy 2: No he was moving to fast it was just a blurr.
Girl 1: Hes so muscular! I want his bod!

by mrfrikinawesome August 03, 2011

matt damon

Someone who always has to be THE MAN in a movie. Usually supernaturally smart.

(except in Team America LOL)

Matt Stone and Trey Parker are right. It's about time Matt Damon looked like an ugly dumbass on the big screen

by John Kerry is a good dad January 14, 2005

Matt Tuck

The lead singer of Bullet For My Valentine, he is a BABE with the most GORGEOUS eyes, EVER.
Actually, babe is an understatement!

Gah, I love him so much! :)

OH, HE'S SUCH A MATT TUCK!

by L-DcanGoAndDie March 26, 2011

matt good

the damn sexy guitarest of From First To Last.He has his lip pierced, stretched ears and the way he does his make up is just amazing.Matt is a freaking awesome guitarest and deserves alot of credit.

Matt good is hella sexy and hella talented

by what-the-fuck-ever March 29, 2006

Matt Welch

a 6’1 white kid who got dunked on

RIP

Yo Paul, you see that Fugazi Brown Guy dunk all over Matt Welch.

by Cole Jarvis October 09, 2019

Matt rose

The guy who made me want to make an account for no reason

the YouTuber Matt rose got me into this mess

by Blixsd January 30, 2022

Matt Christie

Hot, amazing,sexy, awesome sex god from mars
He loves everyone and has an amazing style
Matt is a shorty and always laughs
he is a great person so just shut up ya homo!
Awe Yeah Matt Christie ya!

Oh my God, I love my Matt Christie

by Iluvya1995 January 12, 2011