You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

A great saying by a very wise man

person: Im going to kill you and your family

wise person: You forget 1000 things every day make sure friendship isnt one of them

by TRUE_FACTS444 March 4, 2022

make up sex

After a couple have an argument and decide to settle it with sexual relations.
The best sex there is!

1) You whore....wanna have make up sex?
2) dude, me and da missius had make up sex last night.it was da bomb

by McTony November 5, 2005

make a mess

The aftermath of a man's orgasm will "make a mess" if it is not contained by a condom, a mouth, a vagina, or an anus. In other words, it is allowed to spray and land either on the man or on his partner or partners or on the sheets or the floor or anywhere else.

My girlfriend never wants me to make a mess, even when I am masterbating around her. When I masterbate, I have to call her over when I am ready and she has me cum in her mouth after which she swallows so I don't make a mess.

by BRD October 24, 2004

Macker

Macker (n.): A man who hits on, flirts with, or seduces a female by using verbal or sometimes physical means of persuasion; a man who is not interested in a relationship, but short term gratification and who sweet talks you to get it.

"Gosh, you're such a macker. I bet you say that to all the ladies."

by Vivian LaFox April 15, 2008

Maikel

Maikel is basically the cooler version of Michael because he is loyal, reliable and smart, having him around is a true blessing. He is the kind of guy who likes to watch Star Wars movies and reading books but don't be fooled by the geeky t-shirts and shy smile, this guy is a real beast at the gym and would make a good personal trainer because he is not afraid to speak his mind and he knows how to get shit done. If you need good advice, you should ask a Maikel.

"I have a new personal trainer, his name is Maikel "

by Pxjzh2 November 20, 2019

make-out sesh

abbreviation for "make-out session". quality time spent in the batter's box and at first base.
-longer than just a quick kiss - at least five minutes of dedicated snogging.
-always involves horizontality

Sorry, I missed the last inning due to a superb make-out sesh with Dustin.

by mrs. khalil greene August 6, 2008

Mackenzie

The craziest, loudest girl in the world. She will annoy the living daily lights out of you, she enjoys it to. She is a girl whom is confident and never lets anything get in her way.

Jake: I love that Mackenzie she is just awesome
Mackenzie: No you go die in a hole

by Bridgette Hope October 25, 2017