When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.
Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.
by Martita Papita June 30, 2010

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017

Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."
by TheNooter March 10, 2017

Similar to Miss Congeniality, Miss Taylor is a title awarded to the sexiest, coolest and most mysterious woman.
She’s a Miss Taylor. She wears flowers in her hair and carries magic secrets in her eyes. She is ethereal, almost ghostly.
by Malena_lana March 2, 2023

Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.
Damn bro, you're dead!
Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019

by Crown-Fondler September 28, 2022

when she was in school, I bet she was the type of kid who asked the teacher about the homework. Everyone became the 'quiet kid'. Now, it's the same. People are stuck when they are with her. It's a nightmare!
quiet kid - kids with gun!
quiet kid - kids with gun!
by I_Like_Pilk October 17, 2022
