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Swiss Miss

When a guy is with 2 girls and he gets no action, but the girls hook up with each other. Like Switzerland, the guy remains neutral and misses an opportunity to be with 2 girls.
Last night, I watched 2 girls hook up and I was a swiss miss. We were all hanging out and next thing I know, they're hooking up and I got swiss missed.
by Martita Papita June 30, 2010
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missing the straw

That awkward moment when you are paying attention to something else while trying to take a drink and end up making out with the cup or glass in front of your date. He/she then looks at you in disgust
Stefanie embarrassed herself on a date when she licked her iced tea and thought to herself "Damn, I'm missing the straw!"
by The Last Albino Gorilla June 8, 2017
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Missed Steak

A very big mistake made by vegans.
(no hate)
Person 1: "Why did that guy/girl not come to your BBQ Party ?"
Person 2: "He/She is vegan"
Person 1: "I guess you could say that not coming, would be a huge missed steak."
by TheNooter March 10, 2017
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Miss Taylor

Similar to Miss Congeniality, Miss Taylor is a title awarded to the sexiest, coolest and most mysterious woman.
She’s a Miss Taylor. She wears flowers in her hair and carries magic secrets in her eyes. She is ethereal, almost ghostly.
by Malena_lana March 2, 2023
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Missing Nut

When a Male has finished wanking, he cannot locate the so-called nut, making it the missing nut.
Dude, I was pissing my pants yesterday. My sister used the bathroom after me, and I think she found my Missing Nut based off of her scream.

Damn bro, you're dead!
by Livinlikelanger April 4, 2019
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Cli-miss

A climax which is not quite achieved, resulting in disappointment and waning enthusiasm.
"Yeah, after that third cli-miss I just wasn't into it anymore."
by Crown-Fondler September 28, 2022
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miss warren

when she was in school, I bet she was the type of kid who asked the teacher about the homework. Everyone became the 'quiet kid'. Now, it's the same. People are stuck when they are with her. It's a nightmare!

quiet kid - kids with gun!
Oh look! Miss Warren has a test where 99.8% of the questions are stuff we never learned!
by I_Like_Pilk October 17, 2022
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