mansfield 

(Verb) The act of backing out of a commitment; to tease; never follow through with your promises; broken promises or commitments; to cancel an order

We had plans this weekend and the chick just up and mansfielded on me.

mansfield by Mike Cloutier February 26, 2009

mans 

What stupid high school boys in London call themselves, they are under the assumption that they are full grown men and that they actually mean something to the world. When in reality they suck arse.

See vikas
pussy boy: nuff mans want to cut that boi
arse kisser: yeah if you start a fight i will jump in and hold him down
pussy boy: im gonna fuck him up

mans by Quitelate June 11, 2006

Short Mans Syndrome 

When a Vertically Challanged male tries to make up for his lack of height (normally to the opposite sex) with various obnoxious/annoying stunts, usually with a detramental effect to the popularity/confidence of the people around him. This decreasing of others' confindence makes the sufferer feel more important. Unfortunatly there is no known cure.

John: Hello Lucy I was wondering if you would go to the Cinema with me on saturday?
Percy(who suffers from Short Mans Syndrome):Hey Lucy, did you know John enjoys German Fetish Porn ??
Lucy: Oh my god wtf ??
Percy: Yeah its true.
John: Omg no it isnt!!
Lucy: Err bye...
John: Wtf did you do that for ?? Now she hates me.
Percy:Yayy !! I feel important!! I don't feel short anymore!!
John: Twat.

Short Mans Syndrome by Dr.Fillipe I. N. Nicholas BSc. April 21, 2009

mansfield 

Mansfield: To constanly leave work early with the excuse that you need to go to the doctors. I.E. Another form of skiving.

Employee 1: I'm fed up with work I'm gonna 'go to the doctors'
Employee 2: So you're doing a mansfield then?

mansfield by Angry Spartacus April 19, 2011

Mansel 

An incredibly kind, nice guy who will always listen and be there whenever he is need.
He is a great boyfriend who looks out for his girlfriend

omg Lucy's boyfriends is so a mansel, she is so lucky.

Mansel by Home Dog! August 23, 2011

poor mans 

in wrestling when u grab your opponents dick and balls and pull

today in wrestling i gave conner hersh a poor mans

poor mans by dirks bently December 28, 2009

The Naked Mans Curryfest 

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.

Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"

The Naked Mans Curryfest by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009