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A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.
by saggy sammy August 1, 2008
Get the sex machinemug. a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.
by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010
Get the assrape machinemug. by Katie Loveland a.k.a The Joy of Making Love April 17, 2003
Get the sex machinemug. 
A container, or 'hopper' that is attached to an air compressor to add texture to ceilings and/or walls. It is heavy and should be used by a strong man.
Chick: Will you bring the kkkkksshhsshhsh machine tonight? I need to borrow it.
Dude: Yeah, but it's really heavy. You're gonna need a big strong man to do it for you.
Dude: Yeah, but it's really heavy. You're gonna need a big strong man to do it for you.
by ameco9 September 10, 2009
Get the kkkkksshhsshhsh machinemug. Name of the vehicle from the TV show and Movie "Scooby Doo" that was once thought to be the housing for an evil kiddy drug dealing scheme is now thought to have been used for loli child rape by Scooby and their sinister gang. This is reported to have involved dog beastiality as well as using soft sqeeky sex toys and other rubber play things. Kids are most often lured with cookies.
Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.
Rumors also speculate about a possible connection between this and Pedobear says 4chan and it's loyal members.
by SharpShark28 June 23, 2007
Get the mystery machinemug. A person who thouroughly gets off on sucking a penis, finger, toy or other object that was just previously inserted into that person's anus. See ATM.
by Char H January 11, 2006
Get the ATM machinemug.