lamb log

An immense pile of useless garbage, cataloged,indexed and bound for quick reference. Information worthy of the "Lamb Log" is usually extracted from newspaper articles, insanely boring science magazines,intergalactic internet sites and personal e-mail sent by just as annoying family members. Exposure to the "Lamb Log" can incite violent or suicidal tendancies in even the most mild mannered person.

OH NO! Here comes Jay has the Lamb Log! Just kill me now! Please!!!!!

by choobaca March 2, 2005

Water Logging

When you drink to much water, or liquid to fast and you throw it right back up.

Look at Jim, hes water logging himself, he drank way to much to fast and now is over the side of the boat puking

by DEZ2018 March 7, 2018

Log Channeler

A funnel when used by an individual who has Diarrhea to create an impression of a more dense poo.

When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.

by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003

Tossing logs

Gay sex

Tossing logs in billies asss

by Johnpoet1979 June 6, 2015

Log Jammer

When doing a girl from behind while she is hand-cuffed to the toliet Boondock Saints style, you shove your cock in her ass, dunk her head in the toliet and give her a swirly.

So I gave Heather a ride on the Log Jammer last week, she hasn't talked to me in since.

by Christifori August 10, 2008

log splitter

when a female shits on her partners chest while wearing a g string or a thong, thus splitting the log.

denise said she was suprised when tony asked for a log splitter.

by Bigger Johnson February 3, 2009

yuletide log

a males genitals

**That bitch told me her hands were cold, so i let her warm them up on my yuletide log**

by treehugga69 October 28, 2008