Cool and Funny Kids

The ‘cool’ and ‘funny’ kids are generally high schoolers (British) between the age of 11 and 16. They are usually the loudest person in the class, and don’t have a sense of dignity or class, looking as ‘cool’ as possible in the process. They try to be the ‘Class Clown’ and get all of the attention, both good or bad. They are sometimes seen smoking, doing drugs, mentioning how they have ‘banged’ a lot of girls/boys and also commiting acts of vandalism, from spray-painting to breaking things. They think they are the kings/queens of the world and wants everyone to respect that and the worst thing is, they sometimes succeed.

Bob: Look over there. It’s the Cool and Funny Kids.
Jimmy: Haha, what a load of jokers
Bob: I know right. Look at them acting all tough and cool. Wait until Life gets to them, they’ll know about it then.

by CozzaExtreme January 14, 2019

National Cool Kids Day

National holiday celebrated on April 4th annually.

Now that it’s April 4th, happy national cool kids day!

by Globe Master April 5, 2020

my wife took the kids

a epic bruh moment when your wife took the kids fucking asshole

gaming guy: bro my wife took the kids

other dude:fuck hahahaha go fuck somone else asshole donkey sucker whore ass bitch fucker

by FIR3_BREAK3R October 21, 2021

Kool And Hip With The Kids

me.

I am very kool and hip with the kids. I resonated with them when I dabbed and flossed. (They have no idea that I am 73)

by ew stop looking at my username November 27, 2019

Mini Pop Kids

A disgrace to music - a bunch of under-developed wannabes trying to pass themselves off as actual artists. Not a single original song and they ruin every Christmas with a new CD containing the year's biggest hits. Of course, all these songs are sang with their 11 year old voices so its an instant good to HORRIBLE mix.

Their only redeeming feature is that they made a blond slut sing Justin Bieber's "Baby".

Girl 1: What the hell is that noise?
Girl 2: Mini Pop Kids.
Girl 1: There goes Christmas...
TV: BABY BABY BABY OHHHH BABY BABY BABY NOOOO.

by Bad Music January 22, 2011

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 23, 2006

AOL Kids

sad little fuckers who can't spell, or co-ordinate their fingers to type in a keyboard properly. See n00bs.

<AOLmunchkin> HELLO!!!111 lolz.
<FatTony> Well, if it ain't the stench on society's a-hole. How you doing, assbaby?
<AOLmunchkin> Wot?/
<FatTony> Never you mind your small, feeble head.
<AOLmunchkin> fuk u,, ura suk, u stopid fukhad.
<FatTony> And how.
<AOLmunchkin> brb,, i gotta go 2 teh tiolet!1 lolz.
<FatTony> How is that funny?
<AOLmunchkin> ura looser.
<FatTony> Says the unco-ordinated hick with a Mountain Dew bottle up his/her/its ass. Might I note that the Mountain Dew bottle is full of Mountain Dew. Painful enema, mayhaps?
<AOLmunchkin> fak u man

And then the assyness will continue into the night.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 8, 2003