John 

John is your first love an the other 65%of the population.He drinks a lot ice tee and always finds a way to put a smile on your face.You will fall in love with him.All Johnies of the world are amazing people with red heart.You can also treat him because he is idiot with the good sense.Go outside an have some fun with John it's worthy!!

Person 1:I met a boy called John today.

Person 2 :He was amazing. Wasn't he.
They all are.

John by John the Greek one October 28, 2019

John 

John is gayyyyy! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Girl: John is gay

John by Usudmsmakadsa October 28, 2019

John 

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!

Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker

John by MensSize13Nikes November 4, 2019

John 

A john is a short guy who steps on a person's crops for fuhn

John stepped on a crip

John by Cjdkjfjfificjfjfjkfkfkfk November 5, 2019

John 

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll

Damn he got a small dick John

John by Beth691236 November 11, 2019

John 

Someone with a 169% chance of stealing your girl, also a roblox playboy that might shit in your cocoa puffs when you're not looking.

When you see john

Holy crap! I can't believe I saw john!

John Smith! It's YOU!!!

John by Shadow2003 November 29, 2019

John 

John is a short person, and quite chubby. He is also one of those fuck-boys with a raspy-ass voice and thinks he's all that! He's arrogant and laughs at the worst jokes. His hair is probably taller than he is and his hairstyle is very old. If you see a John, run, run like the wind..

Jayson: WHO is that kid?
Garrett: Oh- that's John.
Jayson: Yo- his hair is out of date, smh

John by A Kylie December 2, 2019