Golf

It’s not a sport

your not an athlete either
I play the laziest sport ever
other people do everything for me

Me: go get me my water go get me my clubs
not to mention I drive myself everywhere

yup I play golf
by MensSize13Nikes October 20, 2019
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John

John is short. Very short. Super de duper short. He dosent like when you pat his head. He locks your locker when he rages. And when he says goodbye he says it in a very obnoxious way. But we all love him no matter what. SHORT LIVES MATTER!!!!!
Chloe: is that John?
Emma: where I can’t see him
Chloe: he’s down there
Emma: oh looks like the angry elf is back at it again locking my locker
by MensSize13Nikes November 05, 2019
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