google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

Grocery Store Pony

To utterly dominate

They rode us like a grocery store pony.

by davvvo March 05, 2019

the cop store

The police station, Jail

I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store

by iamsassyfrassy January 30, 2018

ice store

A ice store is a store that sells ice coffees, coffee and any gourmet drinks

Let's go to the ice store

by Johobowbd May 06, 2022

grocery store phone

the phone your mom gets at the grocery store. probably runs on android.

"Yeah, my mom got me one of those grocery store phones for Christmas."

by AugustineIsHere December 09, 2021

store-bought

Mediocre, underwhelming, bland, unoriginal or unimpressive.

"These cookies are so store-bought."
"I actually baked them myself."
"Well then, you baked a batch of store-bought cookies."

by guyish_dude June 30, 2024

Poppa's Corner Store

Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.

My dad went to Poppa's Corner Store and never came back.

by Snuzzums November 29, 2016