imparanoid

The act of making an impaired judgement because of paranoia.

Guy 1 "What's wrong with Josh and Gage?"
Guy 2 "Oh they're just being imparanoid."
Guy 1 "What?"
Guy 2 "Yeh, they keep calling and texting their gf's because they think something is wrong."

paranoid impaired

by JoshBlair259 December 31, 2009

implet

A person, usually a child, who acts or speaks with a teasing or mischievous humor.

That implet of a Mary hid my books again.

by thrakatuluk July 2, 2016

impactivism

Impactivism is an economic and political philosophy that centers on Impact. Impact is the currency of the Universe and Impactivism aims to harness this currency for the advancement of everyone.

Capitalism is broken and unsustainable, but Impactivism provides unlimited jobs and will usher in a new era of exponential growth.

by Wishborn July 27, 2017

improve your vocabulary

a phrase meaning: learn not only social manners, but, above all, how to correctly talk to your elders and people with more power and/or authority than you.

younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy.

Amos: Sean, idiotagers have no manners these days. I am giving you two choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one, either you eat your own cheese for talking to me like that, or two you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, go scratch yourself and come back to me when you have made up your mind.

by Sexydimma February 20, 2013

Impeachment Posse

A new nickname for the Trumpster and his criminally wealthy family and friends, once known as Mr. Trump and his entourage.

The Impeachment Posse’s lookin’ mighty fly with all that bling on the way outta there!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 30, 2019

Impeached

What happened to trump today.

Someone on Twitter: “Y’all,, president trump JUST got impeached.”

by raionesu January 16, 2020

Genshin Impact

A depression causing, money wasting deathtrap. Please don't play it, you might end up in debt in a few years. You will have to pay for therapy, both because of your brand new crippling depression and also because you have fallen in love with fictional characters. Your sense of humour will also go a bar down, to the point where you probably end up lonely and friendless.

Hey, have you heard about this game called Genshin Impact ? - Will
Oh, yes! I heard that it will save all of your life problems. - Cassie
Please no, Cassie... - Will

by Sirpzu April 1, 2022