Hawking a dookie

When an Irish idiot misheard a popular phrase and says it to the people around him.

Idiot: "I'm hawking a dookie."
Friend: *repeats in bumfufflement and laughs* "It's hawking a LOOGIE."

by Purpledandy June 2, 2022

Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.

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Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.

by anonymous November 25, 2022

clovis hawk

The fucking guy ever has a 24 inch dick and fucks your bitch

Clovis Hawk just fucked my bitch last night. -Landon Coella

by Clovis194 March 6, 2017

Hee-Hawk

A Mohawk worn by someone who plays or enjoys country music.

That bass player's Hee-Hawk is impressive! Glad he got rid of his mullet.

by witchy-pooh November 30, 2010

Hawk Hughes

Too chadly to even exist. His muscles are so MASSIVE that he could easily bench press the world. Hawk is not only a chad he is also a ladies man, women can’t stop flocking to hawk, but he’s too cool to care, he only finds the one for him. He’s not only a chad and ladies man, but he is oh so very kind. He’s so kind that he would give you $50 for your birthday like an absolute chad.

“Wait look over there”
“Omg it’s hawk Hughes”

by Lokiffyed November 18, 2019

A.J. hawk

The dude who is never there on the pat mcafee show

Joining us now from an attic in Ohio is a man who is the all time leading tackler for the Green Bay packers, a college football national champion, a Super Bowl champion, father of 10, a covid survivor, Brady Quinn’s brother in-law, the president of Ohio, A.J. Hawk. 👏👏👏YEAHHHHHHHHH👏👏👏

by Fiendish end October 23, 2023

flying the hawk

codeword for Smoking weed, getting high etc

"Fancy flying the hawk pammy? "

"Have you brought your pet hawk with you? fancy flying it?"

by pammy man September 15, 2011