witchy-pooh's definitions

Hee-Hawk

A Mohawk worn by someone who plays or enjoys country music.

That bass player's Hee-Hawk is impressive! Glad he got rid of his mullet.

by witchy-pooh November 30, 2010

Prenebriated

Have been drinking, but not yet drunk.

Oh, I remember that. I was still prenebriated.

by witchy-pooh February 17, 2009

Ghetto Nouveau

Upgrading cheap food as to feel better about being poor. Or,
Using whatever you have in your kitchen, such as: ketchup packets, soy packets, pizza cheese packets etc. to create a gourmet meal.

That's so Ghetto Nouveau.

by witchy-pooh January 6, 2011

text offender

Someone who misuses text messaging.

Texting many one or two word messages.
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"

by witchy-pooh April 3, 2009

Hobohemian

When you look like a transient in your overpriced hippy clothes.

she paid 600 dollars for this outfit and looks like she's a transient. How Hobohemian.

by witchy-pooh September 3, 2016