text offender

Someone who misuses text messaging.

Texting many one or two word messages.
Using test messaging to stalk.
Texting late at night or early in the morning.
"Sorry I didn't get your text about graduation, my inbox was full of one word messages from a text offender"

by witchy-pooh April 03, 2009

Hobohemian

When you look like a transient in your overpriced hippy clothes.

she paid 600 dollars for this outfit and looks like she's a transient. How Hobohemian.

by witchy-pooh September 03, 2016

Hee-Hawk

A Mohawk worn by someone who plays or enjoys country music.

That bass player's Hee-Hawk is impressive! Glad he got rid of his mullet.

by witchy-pooh November 28, 2010

Prenebriated

Have been drinking, but not yet drunk.

Oh, I remember that. I was still prenebriated.

by witchy-pooh February 18, 2009

Ghetto Nouveau

Upgrading cheap food as to feel better about being poor. Or,
Using whatever you have in your kitchen, such as: ketchup packets, soy packets, pizza cheese packets etc. to create a gourmet meal.

That's so Ghetto Nouveau.

by witchy-pooh January 06, 2011