Poke the hamster

When beginning to activate your cognitive abilities. As if the hamster wheel in your brain is starting to work.

by Nurrit May 11, 2021

Hamster dildo

Its a hamster and a dildo put together.

It makes the hamster dildo. New invention

by Kinnythedildo September 26, 2017

Hamsters doing sexual acts in front of a camera. Which is submitted into hamster hub.

Madi does hamster porn for a living because it amuses her. Love you madi 😝

When your sister gets stuck in the dryer so you have to help like a good brother

"RUFUS! I better not catch you and your sister portia doin another alabama hamster wheel or so help me god"

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart

Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.

by shit on a shingle September 17, 2012

Hey man, stop playing a hamster lullabye, it's really annoying.

by Koudaku December 7, 2020

A mom that frequently takes the virginity of younger men.

Your moms been hanging around with our friends quite a bit lately, you sure she isn't a hamster mom?

by Tugboi April 19, 2017