Instead of just ordering delivery like a normal person, he built a raft and crossed the bay — what a total Gretard.
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1. An influencer who promotes whichever social cause is most trendy at any given time based on how much he/she is paid
2. An influencer that promotes a social cause but violates it in his/her personal life
1. An influencer who promotes whichever social cause is most trendy at any given time based on how much he/she is paid
2. An influencer that promotes a social cause but violates it in his/her personal life
1. That Gretard promoted the environment last week and Gaza this week.
2. That Gretard promoted the environment last week but flew a private jet this week.
2. That Gretard promoted the environment last week but flew a private jet this week.
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Get the Greta Thuneberg mug.Any one of the other grandparents of your grandchild. The parents of your son- or daughter-in-law. In a sense, a grètil is the inverse of a cousin: your cousin is a member of another family who shares your grandparent; whereas a grètil is a member of another family who shares your grandchild.
Etymology: As the word cousin is a French contraction of a phrase meaning “mother’s sister’s child”, grètil is a contraction of the French phrase “grand-mère de la petite-fille”, meaning “grandmother of the granddaughter”. (And it forms equally well from the corresponding grandfather and grandson phrases.)
Bonus: if you don’t care for your grètils, you can refer to them as “regrètils”.
Etymology: As the word cousin is a French contraction of a phrase meaning “mother’s sister’s child”, grètil is a contraction of the French phrase “grand-mère de la petite-fille”, meaning “grandmother of the granddaughter”. (And it forms equally well from the corresponding grandfather and grandson phrases.)
Bonus: if you don’t care for your grètils, you can refer to them as “regrètils”.
We had our grètils over for Christmas dinner; the four of us are almost never together, and the grandkids were delighted.
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Get the Grètil mug.Any one of the other grandparents of your grandchild. The parents of your son- or daughter-in-law. In a sense, a grètil is the inverse of a cousin: your cousin is a member of another family who shares your grandparent; whereas a grètil is a member of another family who shares your grandchild.
Etymology: As the word cousin is a French contraction of a phrase meaning “mother’s sister’s child”, grètil is a contraction of the French phrase “grand-mère de la petite-fille”, meaning “grandmother of the granddaughter”. (And it forms equally well from the corresponding grandfather and grandson phrases.)
Bonus: if you don’t care for your grètils, you can refer to them as “regrètils”.
Etymology: As the word cousin is a French contraction of a phrase meaning “mother’s sister’s child”, grètil is a contraction of the French phrase “grand-mère de la petite-fille”, meaning “grandmother of the granddaughter”. (And it forms equally well from the corresponding grandfather and grandson phrases.)
Bonus: if you don’t care for your grètils, you can refer to them as “regrètils”.
We had our grètils over for Christmas dinner; the four of us are almost never together, and the grandkids were delighted.
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