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Gretard

Noun Someone whose mental condition causes them to sail in a boat for a week to get a sandwich.
Instead of just ordering delivery like a normal person, he built a raft and crossed the bay — what a total Gretard.
by anonymous June 11, 2025
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Gretard

Combination of Greta Thunberg and retard
1. An influencer who promotes whichever social cause is most trendy at any given time based on how much he/she is paid
2. An influencer that promotes a social cause but violates it in his/her personal life
1. That Gretard promoted the environment last week and Gaza this week.
2. That Gretard promoted the environment last week but flew a private jet this week.
by jeffy47882 June 11, 2025
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Greta Thuneberg

Greta Thuneburg is a personality disorder that causes someone to cut their hair like Captain Kangaroo and to inherently believe that they are the savior of the world.
Look at that crazy bitch, she has Greta Thuneberg.
by StankyPanky September 5, 2025
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Grètil

Any one of the other grandparents of your grandchild. The parents of your son- or daughter-in-law. In a sense, a grètil is the inverse of a cousin: your cousin is a member of another family who shares your grandparent; whereas a grètil is a member of another family who shares your grandchild.

Etymology: As the word cousin is a French contraction of a phrase meaning “mother’s sister’s child”, grètil is a contraction of the French phrase “grand-mère de la petite-fille”, meaning “grandmother of the granddaughter”. (And it forms equally well from the corresponding grandfather and grandson phrases.)

Bonus: if you don’t care for your grètils, you can refer to them as “regrètils”.
We had our grètils over for Christmas dinner; the four of us are almost never together, and the grandkids were delighted.
by alvmpa February 18, 2026
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Grètil

Any one of the other grandparents of your grandchild. The parents of your son- or daughter-in-law. In a sense, a grètil is the inverse of a cousin: your cousin is a member of another family who shares your grandparent; whereas a grètil is a member of another family who shares your grandchild.

Etymology: As the word cousin is a French contraction of a phrase meaning “mother’s sister’s child”, grètil is a contraction of the French phrase “grand-mère de la petite-fille”, meaning “grandmother of the granddaughter”. (And it forms equally well from the corresponding grandfather and grandson phrases.)

Bonus: if you don’t care for your grètils, you can refer to them as “regrètils”.
We had our grètils over for Christmas dinner; the four of us are almost never together, and the grandkids were delighted.
by alvmpa February 19, 2026
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gretchen media

media that involves angled opinions relating the state of israel or benjamin netanyahu
That reel? Yeah that was definitely some gretchen media.
by Donald Trümp February 26, 2026
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Gretta

When one listens and follows you in a way of submission and obedience. Or a short submissive man
by SomeOneNamedXyZ March 10, 2026
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