Grètil

Any one of the other grandparents of your grandchild. The parents of your son- or daughter-in-law. In a sense, a grètil is the inverse of a cousin: your cousin is a member of another family who shares your grandparent; whereas a grètil is a member of another family who shares your grandchild.

Etymology: As the word cousin is a French contraction of a phrase meaning “mother’s sister’s child”, grètil is a contraction of the French phrase “grand-mère de la petite-fille”, meaning “grandmother of the granddaughter”. (And it forms equally well from the corresponding grandfather and grandson phrases.)

Bonus: if you don’t care for your grètils, you can refer to them as “regrètils”.

We had our grètils over for Christmas dinner; the four of us are almost never together, and the grandkids were delighted.

Grètil by alvmpa February 18, 2026

Grètil

Any one of the other grandparents of your grandchild. The parents of your son- or daughter-in-law. In a sense, a grètil is the inverse of a cousin: your cousin is a member of another family who shares your grandparent; whereas a grètil is a member of another family who shares your grandchild.

Etymology: As the word cousin is a French contraction of a phrase meaning “mother’s sister’s child”, grètil is a contraction of the French phrase “grand-mère de la petite-fille”, meaning “grandmother of the granddaughter”. (And it forms equally well from the corresponding grandfather and grandson phrases.)

Bonus: if you don’t care for your grètils, you can refer to them as “regrètils”.

We had our grètils over for Christmas dinner; the four of us are almost never together, and the grandkids were delighted.

Grètil by alvmpa February 19, 2026

Hansel and Gretel 

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017

gremillion 

gre-mee-on
1. (verb) To misjudge or make an epic mistake but blame others.
2. (adjective) Emotionally revolting, mean, petulant, or unnecessarily hostile.
3. (interjection) Used to express exasperation, especially regarding ones stupidity and/or lack of self-examination.

Girl, your gremillioning caused this whole situation.

Your gremillioned attitude is what cost you the Ms. Universe crown.

Gremillion?!

gremillion by masturyoda July 12, 2014

Gretel 

Smart,intelligent,goofy,funny,athletic,most likely rich,humble,out going ,travels a lot ,popular,has may friends,people want to be around her or be her,stunning,beautiful,great eyebrows,probably accepts you on Instagram if she wants,probably has thousand of request and only accepts 400,quite and loud,good cleaner,good sports player,

You're such a Gretel

Gretel by Shimmerglows139 December 27, 2016

Grettle tooth 

A girl with a bad tooth to gum ratio....either to much gum or to much teeth

also could be used as a broad term for an ugly chick

"Dude, check out that grettle tooth"...

"Ahhh this bar is full of grettle tooth's lets get out of here"...

Grettle tooth by gweedomang December 2, 2011

Gremil 

The bit between your ass and your balls.

Simeon: Dude, whats the bit between your ass and your balls called?

Mike: It's called the GREMIL!

Gremil by siney April 23, 2007