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Greek Microwave 

The act of farting in an enclosed vehicle, while simultaneously locking the windows.
He gave me a Greek Microwave! I can't breath.
Greek Microwave by AndromedaRae March 16, 2025

Greek guillotine 

The Greek guillotine is when a man's genitals are chopped off by a machete on a string.
Thomas had a Greek guillotine last week!

Greek Saweed 

A salid enjoyed by Greasers consisting of Roma tomatoes, feta cheese and olive oil on a bed of rough, unrelenting anal sex.
Miss Berta ate a Greek Saweed and is now bleeding from her klectum.
Greek Saweed by Charlier2 April 8, 2025

Greek Wax 

The process of having pubic hair removed specifically from between the butt cheeks in combination with then having your butthole bleached.
Adult movie stars frequently have a Greek Wax prior to filming a movie.
Greek Wax by Just00Jake April 24, 2025

Greek bidet 

When you piss on an asshole to clean it off after pooping
My buddy had Taco Bell last night so I gave him a Greek bidet before entering the orgy.

greek hairfly 

when a greek girla opens her pants to you
and suddenly retarded frodo jumps out at you
and says 'God bless us everyone' while holding
a bag of meth and a bunch of dead fetuses from
her last few boyfriends
The demonette opened her huge greek hairfly to make her halloween puke before love making.
greek hairfly by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025