is a person who enjoys farting in the tub and eating the bubbles. The goober was thought to be generally male, although recent studies have shown that women with blonde hair have started eating the fart bubbles along with their significant other to prove their love for one another.
by Becky Bubbles July 30, 2020
The cringy male friend of a chick you're trying to fuck.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
A Tinder girl will always include them in one of their photos so you know she's down with the boys.
You're going to have to pretend to like him and put up with his shitty jokes if you want in.
Usually, he wants her as badly as you do.
*swiping on tinder*
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
Guy "Damn, she fine. But who's this fella?"
Guy2"That's her boy bestie."
Guy"What a fucking Goober."
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