Goni

The spot behind the left knee. Term used by Maddie and Billy.

Ouch! You hit my goni!

Person 1:
Look at her Hamstring!

Person 2:
You mean her Goni?

by HeyitsMaddie:D May 12, 2010

gonzagee ball

a little ball that remains in the hair of your rump crack after a grogan

after that dump at the wedding i was left with a pile of gonzagee balls

by geoff December 14, 2003

Gonnie

Australian Slang for a large Pebble usually

He threw a big Gonnie at me. There was a Gonnie down the drain pipe.

by Kezza1079 August 12, 2014

gonking

Listening to music and playing an imaginary musical instrument, guitar, drums, saxophone etc. in an over enthusiastic manor at an imaginary live gig.

When the guitar solo started I got up and started gonking

by Fluffy Titch November 25, 2017

Godzilla

That giant thing on your face called.. a pimple.

"LOOK, Godzilla is on your face!"

by HelloHawtie June 13, 2009

godzilla

Godzilla (american translation). Giant dinosaur mutation (in)famous in Japanese cinema. Commonly associated with cheesy rubber suits. A Japanese icon.

If you need an example, then why did you even bother looking up the name?

by Fungus October 24, 2003

Gonzalez

A Latino “man” who constantly forgets everything, his keys, glasses, etc… According to tradition he must have his room and sink dirty and smelly at least 360 days of the year. In order to finish some of the excessive meals a Gonzalez would eat he must evacuate his bowls midway through the meal to expand the capacity of his stomach. The Gonzalez creature has been known to consume over 200 pounds of raw meat in a serving. You can tell you are dealing with a Gonzalez by his distinct smell which originates mainly from the foot area. It has been attempted to eradicate this smell with ultra-strength deodorizers however all attempts have failed (see skunk). Gonzalez’s have not evolved to the point where walking on 2 feet is comfortable, the Gonzalez will frequently stumble or trip while attempting to move. A Gonzalez is able to drink an entire bottle of tequila in one night and remain sensible; however depriving a Gonzalez of even one hour of sleep can have detrimental affects to both coordination and mental capacity. A common belief of the Gonzalez is that God = 2k+1.

A Gonzalez is also handicaped when it comes to cooking meals. (re-heating would be a more appropriate term) Frequently the Gonzalez burns food while it is pre occupied with other things. This contributes to the dirty smell of his environment.

Person: Hey Gonzalez do you have that pen I let you borrow?
Gonzalez: Uhhmmm.... *30 min later and an upside down room* I found it!

Person: Forget something?
Gonzalez: My Key!!

Gonzalez: *knock* *knock*
Person: Gonz if that is you I am not openning the door, fuck off.

Gonzalez your shoes smell like shit!
Dude your room looks like a Gonzalez
Gonzalez you have to remember your keys more often, what is this like the 56th time you have forgotten them?
Man your shoes smell like a Gonzalez
Man that drunk hobo is walking like a Gonzalez (but smells better than a Gonzalez)
Yo my 4 year old brother gets laid more than Gonzalez

by XMrX July 29, 2008