gluebag

its bascially a person that sucks a dick the size of ohio

aye that guy is such a gluebag

by Trainr3q May 29, 2009

gluepot

Illiterate n00b with an IQ ranging from 0 to 20.

STFU, gluepot.

by Adolf April 9, 2004

Wyoming super glue

The act of ejaculating onto a friends valued possession, sticking it to another valued possession then leaving it outside in sub freezing temperatures.

Tim: are you fuckin serious man... why is my guitar stuck to my truck with frozen jizz
Sam: haha gave it the good ol Wyoming super glue..... bitch

by Prince general Harry Potter January 22, 2017

Gorilla Glue

Gorilla Glue is the "putty" created in the process of "Penis Fly Trapping". After you finish once and keep stroking it, the consistency of the jizz becomes like Gorilla Glue, making it hard to keep stroking and finish a second time.

It was a lonely Friday night, and I was sitting there stroking my hog watching Telenovelas. Out of boredom I wanted to keep going and try to accomplish a Penis Fly Trap, but the jizz got tacky and it was like jerking off with Gorilla Glue.

by PhunSyze July 26, 2017

Glue

The short term for Plastic Bitch. Chosen to represent a Plastic Bitch's melty, obscured, and clingy behaviour when touched.

"Shit, I got this glue all over me!"
"That's pretty fucking sick."

by Dhulliath April 22, 2006

glube

To use up the last of the toilet paper, coffee, water in the cooler, etc. and not replace it. This usually happens(but is not limited to) and office setting or where a group of people are participating as a team.

Dave, did you glube the coffee again? You were the last guy to get some and now the damn thing is empty.

by Dale Earnhardt Jr. The Third February 19, 2010

vag glue

The female equivalent of the cock block.

Female: you totally glued me last night, why do you always get sick?
Female #2: Did I vag glue you? Sorry.

by Super Solvent January 14, 2008