Great Gatsby

in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable.

"excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"

or simply "i need to take a great gatsby"

by johnnymuffins December 14, 2008

Magic: the gathering

A card game produced by Wizards of the Coast for proud nerds to play everywhere. Requires mass amounts of money to win, and sometimes ends up in nerdfights, which are slightly more dangerous than sorrority girl ticklefights. There's nothing wrong with the game if you're into that sort of thing, but most people on UrbanDictionary would gladly kick in the face of anyone seen carrying around a deck.

Nerd 1: Hey, let's go play Magic and pick up some fine ladies!
Nerd 2: Awww riiiight.

by DKlown February 16, 2004

Gatsby

A fakeass who pretends to have everything like money, cars, and bling. But in reality all that he puts himself out to be isn't even real one bit. He lives with his parents, has no ride, no job, and no future. All he does is spew bullshit out of his mouth. Only thing real about him is that he is a REAL FUCKING LOSER.

Damn that Kory guy was nothing but a fucking Gatsby....he ain't got shit.

by Funfaced October 8, 2014

bill gates

The man everyone is jelous of because he makes more money then they do....

creator of windows

owner of microsoft

yea...you're jealous of bill gates...so just shut the hell up

by Mr. Game February 21, 2007

Bill Gates

Bill Gates is the best. He is the founder of the world's largest software company, named Microsoft. Without all the amount of hard work and effort Bill Gates and Microsoft have done, the world would be a totally different place today. We would not have the amount of techological devices we have today. I thank Bill Gates and Microsoft for everything him self and the company has done. They have really revolutionaized the computer industry, and made life easier for everyone.

Microsoft continues to lead the way in software and hardware technologies. If other companies such as Sony or Logitech did not compete with Microsoft, we prbably would not have new game consoles, and Force Feedback, or game devices that we have to day. Again thank you Bill Gates, and Thank you Microsoft.

by Michael Judge July 22, 2006

The Great Gatsby

Possibly the most boring book on planet earth, and yet everyone wants you to read it.

I just got assigned to read "The Great Gatsby" for the fifth time!

by neegbag August 16, 2009

Psuedo Goths

Those who pretend to be gothic just to be "different" from the "conformist" world. Usually just some kids that can't get friends anyway so they just decided to dress in all black so that they can have an excuse to be "differnt". Also usually shops exclusively at Hot Topic because they think that thats goth, when in fact they're actually aiding "the system" they so, seemingly, despise. Most kids like this usually sport the classic "emo swoop".

Psuedo Goth kid: i have no friends
kid 2: man you don't even have angst, that's how lame you are
Psuedo Goths kid: you're just mad because i'm different than you
kid 2: dude, you aren't different, thousand of people have bought that same pair of girl pants so just STFU and follow your own tune in life instead of following the crowd
Psuedo Goth kid: ....*weeps* i'm still goth *weeps*
kid 2: moron

by Psuedo Goth hater November 7, 2008