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Fruit Stand

When a male tucks his shlong so it's coming out the back end and someone else gets behind him and starts blowin'. This makes the weiner stand, hence fruit stand.
Bob squealed like a pig and was disppointed when he found out he wasn't getting fruit at the fruit stand. He threw up and stopped eating fruit. He now sticks with tossed salads.

fruit loop 

A goofy,corny person who laughs at thier own jokes. They are usually very concieded and think they are the greatest thing to walk the earth.
" What a fuckin fruit loop!!"

" Just ignore that fruit loop."
fruit loop by faeri March 3, 2004

fruit booter 

a slang nick name for someone who roller blades normally in a derogatory way commonly directed from skateboarders to roller bladers
thats all it is has nothing to do how rollerbladers think they are hardcore cause they can go bigger on something attached to them requiring less skill
"look at that fruit booter roll"
fruit booter by HeYzUs December 28, 2005

Fruit Nigger 

a mexican; spesificly dirty, spanish speaking only. primaraly racial slur, can be used as description of persons
syn; wet back, beaner, spic
hes a fruit nigger, he needs a shower and he smells
Fruit Nigger by Try2Hi7M33 May 14, 2011

Fruit Monkey 

Is when a woman has a beautiful body (fruit) with an awful face (monkey).
Yeah I took one for the team going out with that fruit monkey, but I couldn’t resist that body of hers!
Fruit Monkey by Brutha Foreal January 12, 2009

Fruit ball 

A sissy knob gobbler
my neighbors are total fruit balls.
Fruit ball by Claymaker February 28, 2009