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friendly fire

noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh

The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.
Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"
by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020
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Friendly Glow

Friendly Glow (adj.) : Someone has had just the right amount of alcoholic beverages to the point where they are pleasantly buzzed, and not overly drunk. A moderate amount of beverages.
“I got work tomorrow, so I’m gonna kick back and catch a quick friendly glow.”
by YaBoiDG September 4, 2023
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Butthole friendly

Any contraband item that will fit into a humans rectum without being too uncomfortable or detected.
Since his incarceration, the inmate has been inquiring about a butthole friendly cell phone.
by Lil Snickers March 19, 2022
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Friendly Barn Gate Meeting

A meeting in which farmers from the dating site "farmers only.com" have an orgy, sometimes with animals.
I was going to take my exams tomorrow but I already have a friendly barn gate meeting to attend, and I hear Farmer Joe is bring his horse.
by Obviously Jesus March 8, 2015
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Friendly

A hoe who has a nigga and tries to have friends
John: Aye Rodo Aniya actn friendly
Rodo: Ight I’m finna cut da hoe
by IMadeDisForOnePerson December 30, 2020
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Econ-friendly

Supporting the interests of the economy, the collection of production, consumption and exchange of people. As opposed to eco-friendly which tends to be hostile towards the interests of the economy (people).

Let it be noted that maintaining ones environment is an implicit sub-set of supporting and developing the economy. Prioritizing the environment beyond the interests of the economy destroys the means by which the environment would be maintained.

Empirically the environmentally interested have empowered the state ( the entity that does the most harm to the environment ) to use force against the economy.
Are you "eco-friendly?" ...absolutely not, I care about people and the environment, I am econ-friendly.
by AnCappinSophistsWithTruth November 15, 2021
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Friendly

A person who has the ability to make friends easily. Being friendly doesn’t mean you are flirting, to be friendly it means you are nice/chill, and easily able to make friends with. Being flirty, can sometimes be mistaken for being friendly, but that’s not what it means.
Guy 1: Yeah Jack is cool. He’s friendly and a nice person to hang with.
Guy 2: He seems chill, I’ll ask to see if we can hang sometime.
by Saucyy FaoN May 21, 2021
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