Feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana

The way Lisa Cimorelli described marriage before she was married

Christina: “You’re 28, and you’re getting married. How does it feel?”
Lisa: “It feels like an alien riding a pig through Montana.”

by cimiscoolerthanmysocks_ November 28, 2020

feelsbad.inc

A swag artist who is present on Twitter, Tik Tok, Tumblr, and Instagram

Feelsbad.inc Is good at art

by feelsbad.inc March 15, 2021

Freelance bouncer

The member of the Best Buy Geek Squad that decided somebody had to do it sometime, eyeballs were getting swept off the sales floor every night.

Best buy freelance cooler on other end of 2 way radio headset- I want you to be nice until it's time to not be nice.

Freelance bouncer- How will I know when that is?

Best buy freelance cooler- You won't, I will tell you when.

by Solid Mantis April 24, 2021

feelstare

the feeling u get when someone is staring at u, or in ur direction

That one boy is giving me lots of feelstare; I don't know wether I should be creeped out or flattered.

by teenbishkokie May 3, 2021

Freelosophy

The viewpoint or Philosophy of one who freely shares it. It is normally the speakers own opinion about which no one cares. Examples may include people on the corner spouting their beliefs, drunks explaining concepts and those not smart enough to be in Mensa but still trying to impress others.

He was teaching his Freelosophy to anyone who would listen, No Charge.

by F Esquire B June 22, 2021

Freeloader

When you just get handed free shit.

Jack Martin is kind of a freeloader. No cap

by Toomuchfreeloaderness August 10, 2021

Freeslopology

Getting the good head from a poc

"Let me teach you about that freeslopology"

by HIGHNXXN August 29, 2021