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San Francisco semen surprise

To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.
Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!
by righteousconsumption October 20, 2014
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San Francisco Christmas tree

A four-person minimum gymnastic homosexual feat of strength, endurance, and simultaneous load blowing and collapse. A vertical structure of two human centipedes zipped together at the penii (see docking) that come together when the top two participants kiss to form the pinnacle of the tree.
Eric blew out his ACL because he thought he was strong enough to be the base of a San Francisco Christmas tree.
by ForearmDeep November 8, 2019
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Quite frankly...

implies that there is more to be said, but better left unspoken, albeit an honest statement of affairs, but again, left unsaid.
Person 1: The date is Feb 14, 2069 and I still have never held a girl's hand

Person 2: Quite frankly...
by pseudopseudop March 14, 2021
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Pullin' A Frank

1) Replying/talking in a manner that makes little to no sense

2) Using words that don't exist

3) When you are speaking and stop in the middle of the sentence causing your speech to sound improper and creating laughs for those around you
Examples Of Pullin' A Frank

Ex 1)

Person 1: So what do you think of gay marriage?
Person 2: My parents wouldn't even care if I brought home a black woman

Ex 2)

Person 1: Fucking sweety
Person 2: Sweety?
Person 1: Aw, I just Pulled A Frank

Ex 3)

"Firebomb"

Ex 4)

"It's over there fuck shit"
by Blackspark August 2, 2009
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san francisco yes

Always super-enthusiastically agreeing to plans and always, always flaking.
"Hey John, do you want to come to my daughter's wedding?"
"Yes, absolutely! I've been waiting for you to ask!"
***
Day of wedding, via text: "I can't make it, my dog is sick with the measles :-( Next time though!"
That's a San Francisco Yes.
by Hebejebelus July 20, 2016
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Franz Kafka

I'm just a lonely german,
A lonely german from Prague,
HE IS FRANZ KAFKA! FRANZ KAFKA!
Oh. a rock opera based of Franz Kafka's Metamorphosis..
by iwannabeanalcoholic August 28, 2004
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Franca

a person with a princley swag, someone with the "swagger of a princess"
The queen of all queens; someone who knows whats what. Can also be someone who gets all the boys by just winking at them
Man, look at that franca. I wish i could be like her.
by PrinceOfSwaaaag June 19, 2011
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