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Hand Tax

Its the extra money you pay someone back just to make up for them paying for you in the first place.
The tickets to the movie were $62.75 after hand tax I just gave him $70.
by dscasados November 2, 2022
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Bullshit Tax

When life decides to throw you a bone.

Can happen at anytime, to anyone, anywhere in the world and can come in all sizes.

From finding a random dollar bill on the ground or floor to hearing that your simp-cuck loser Boss/simp-cuck usless coworker got an ass chewing on your Birthday which also happens to be the day before a long awaited 30 day paid vacation.
Person 1: Whoa! Check it! I just found $20, wrapped around a Black Lotus card.

Person 2: My dude. You just collected a "Bullshit Tax".

Person 1: I'm super stoked. Its my Birthday, I have a month long paid vacay coming starting tomorrow, and the best part; my needle dick boss is out of the office attenfing his disciplinary meeting. There has to be a word for something this awesome.

Person 2: Queen, You got yourself a big fat "Bullshit Tax".
by CIBgamer556 August 31, 2020
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sister tax

when a brother causes dissatisfaction or disappointment towards a sister, so the brother must compensate for such behavior through a requested action from the sister.
mother: "go clean your room"
brother: "i'm not helping you."
sister: "sister tax, you have to clean a quarter of my room"
brother: "fine"
by hikikohardcore April 2, 2023
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Tax Leech

Someone who relies on public funds or taxpayers money in order to survive without making any kind of effort to fend for themselves. These could be convicted prisoners who are having their lives funded by taxpayers or could be people who are wrongly on benefits. It could also be people who are working in the public sector who are not doing their job properly. This is not to be confused with people who deserve benefits or people who are fairly earning taxpayers money who are working in the public sector.
Person 1: Did you hear how Marcus isn't getting a job and is living on benefits?
Person 2: I know, what a tax leech he is!
Person 1: Yeah. Don't want to be a tax leech like he is!
by LordJenal April 5, 2022
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Wax and tax

An old fashioned way to say you will:

1. have sexual intercourse, or

2. beat, destroy or annihilate your friend, foe or stranger in a serious or joking way
"You're weak, see, I'm rough hardcore
And even be down to give you a rematch
After I wax and tax that butt" - Guru

Friend 1: Yo! turn it on Mortal kombat I've been practicing!
Friend 2: Please, you bout to get this work, I'm about to wax and tax dat ass
by El Elemento June 2, 2015
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speeding tax

A small amount of money that you pay on occasion so you can drive as fast as you want all the time.
Today I saw the tax man behind me with his lights on to let me know o was due to pay the speeding tax.
by Put your finger in my stoma September 29, 2023
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Corona Tax

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.
I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.
by CoronaTax March 25, 2020
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