flobster

Fake Lobster. Fish meat seasoned with lobster flavor. A much less expensive variety of lobster.

Kelly makes her lobster bisque with flobster.

by flobster man December 27, 2011

Keegan Flood

a bum who is a bum

keegan flood is dumb

by floo May 14, 2004

flobs

flobs are basically the same as the shits!

"hang on, let me just check the toilet for flob stains"

"man i had the flobs really bad lastnight!"

by Soph and Fran April 19, 2008

Floobie

To go and bang someone without protection condom and make men cum.

Yeah, Last week i brough that man home from the bar and had a real floobie

by jakoalots May 13, 2005

Flooded definition

This

by Seenus September 30, 2003

Flood

The first man ever to challenge baseball's reserve clause.

Flood was one of the 1960s' finest center fielders.

by Diggity Monkeez April 5, 2005

Open the Flood Gates

When two men who desperately need to urinate press the heads of their penis's together so that the tips touch each other and let the golden stream flow into the other's shaft-hole.

A variation of this is when neither party involved has been circumcised, and both foreskins are stretched out to be pressed together. This may be referred to as "Bursting The Flood Gates"

Chris: "Hey man, you bustin'?"
Heath: "Totally!"
Chris: "Wanna go Open the Flood Gates?"

Bruce: "Hey Abraham, wanna go Burst the Flood Gates with me?"
Abraham (shakes head): "Sorry Bruce, I'm Jewsish."

by Nerezza January 21, 2009